Newport Beach Film Festival 2009

The Great North Mounted Police – a shining beacon of justice and heroism in the vast expanse of godless wilderness that was Canada. But living up to that square-jawed ideal can be damn near impossible, especially if your trusted steed has run off and you’re nursing a nasty beaver bite.

Deep within the hinterland, a misanthropic Mountie wanders aimlessly in search of a little peace of mind... and his missing horse. Along the way he literally falls for a belle jeune fille tied to the railroad tracks, must face his sworn enemy, the insidious varmint Trapper Ray and tries to answer the age old question, “What the **** am I doin’ here!?!”.